I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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