we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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