Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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