I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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