Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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