is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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