Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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