So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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