Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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