Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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