this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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