talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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