She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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