is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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