Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I still have a little drunk in my system
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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