they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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