; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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