No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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