there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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