drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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