If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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