We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Randomize
