we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
