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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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