ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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