don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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