Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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