If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We are all done wearing pants today
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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