he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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