do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
The air taste purple.
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