So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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