You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He better not be in your backpack
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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