oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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