When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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