I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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