The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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