So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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