I'm really into asian looking animals
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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