talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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