I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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