oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
