drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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