I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
wow bdsm is so cute
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