I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
This is not my ceiling
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Randomize
