They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
