yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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