New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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