And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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