whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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