Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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