Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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