i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
