I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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