all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
soo... how was my night?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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