Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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