people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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